Album art by Joseph Ratigan.

The Fantastical Nikmis vs the Evil Dr. Crobe

Chapter ONE
One day the Fantastical Nikmis was winning a battle against Dr. Crobes minions. He kept killing them till they were dead by shooting them with his magic powers from his hands. Suddenly he flew real fast and then exploded ON TOP OF THEM! “AAAAHH” Stop killing us please they cried But then it was already done and they died. Or did they? They didn’t really die yet because Dr. Crobe their boss made them really smart with his ultra science powers he learned at evil school. BUt it was ok cause then Nikmis said “by the power of happiness YOU SHOULD DIE” and they did badly. Nikmis one the battle but he did not win the war yet although he wins the war in the end. The war isnt over until later. Or is it?

Chapter TWO
This is the story of the Fantastical Nikmis. One day he was drinking tea but then suddenly he broke the teapot. “NO!” he cried but then it was too late
Outside the wind blew air onto the face of him but it did not care alot. The world needed saving because the evil Dr. Crobe would destroy it if it wasnt saved! Nikmis was sad and had to kill several bad guys with a gun or sword to kill them. He aproched Dr. Crobes base inside a abandoned warehouse on a dusty road of despair. but then suddenly more bad guys got killed. “HIYAHH” “DIE” he killed them
“It’s too late,” Dr. Crobe smiled. It was an evil smile that he held the gun with.
“No it’s not too late YOU INSANE MANIC” and he ran to him. And he used his secret magical powar to kill him. The wrold was saved from the evi Dr. Crobel.
“Hooray I saved the wolrd!” he shouted. he shouted “THE WORLD IS SAFE” But was it? For how long was the world really truely save?

CHAPTER FOUR:
Nikmis flies to his friends house

But he couldn’t fly to good because Dr. Crobe had cursed him with his words. So instead he went to the video game store and played some. Then suddenly there was Dr. Crobe. “I’m going to do science” he said with an evil smile of content. “No you wont never” “Oh yes, I will!” and then there was a battle they had. Maybe you think Dr. Crobe was dead cause he was dead in the last chapter, but he did science to come back to life. Evil Science.

CHAPTER FIVE.
“OOOH!!” shouted Nikmis. As he ran as fast as he could like a ninja. But he was too fast for Dr. Crobe got out from the way and said “OH!” Then suddenly Dr. Crobe ninjad Nikmis in the back and said “A HA NOW I SHALL TIE YOU UP” in a British accent because Dr. Crobe was from there. So then he tied him up and took him back to his evil layer. It was then that Nikmis felt real sick cause he got injured in the back too hard. “Oh you despicable friend Docter Crobe!” said Nikmis as he used his powers to kill everyone and save the world. But for how long?

THE END

‘Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo, Which Had Undergone Musk Gland Enhancement Surgery, at The Expense of €599, in Order To Achieve Success With Members of the Opposite Sex. His name were Edward, and In Life He Had Been a Trained Ventriloquist, Although He Had Never Been to The Ocean’,

or ‘Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo’ for short, is Nikmis’ second full-length release on spoomusic, or anywhere for that matter! Artwork by Randy Green!

‘Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo’ tells a story, concerning the mysterious ‘Blue-Blooded Wendigo’, which is apparently a giant mushroom near the ocean. Nikmis is shocked to see it, while stick figures dance in the sky. Nikmis must race against the clock to defeat the evil giant spider of death, who is an interesting fellow! Also, there is music, of the electronic/classical variety. Its sort of like Wendy Carlos except the music is not as good as Bach, and the synthesizers are not as smart as the Moog Modular. Not that Nikmis means to put himself down, thats just the truth. Track 11 is by a cover from guest artists, The Sideshow Brothers, who did an A Capella Version of Elo (track 8).. This is a mystery even Nikmis can’t solve. Can you? No, you can’t. Or can you?

“Its fantastic! Its so awesome, people will be sending him vast quantities of money. They will be selling their cars, stealing them back, and driving the sold and stolen vehicles to wherever it is that Nikmis lives, and giving the cars and money as offerings to him. Nikmis will be much too magnanimous to accept such petty gifts, and instead will only accept their unwavering servitude. As a result, Nikmis shall rule the world. However, one day yeti partisans will discover that ‘Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo’ wasn’t half as good as ‘Eine Kleine Nekopanmusik’, and the revolutionaries will be victorious, curse their furry hides. Nikmis will die as he lived, cold and alone on the frozen plains of Canada, while drinking tea. It will be oolong tea, of the tung ting variety.” - an impartial review by someone who isn’t Nikmis

Nikmis on myspace!

The Sideshow Brothers (who did track 11)

A Nikmis Fansite, if you can believe it

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First up is the second release by our trip-hop tranceadelic IDM megawalrus, Hasse B, titled An Adventure In My Life With A Fish. Our dear friend returns with an eclectic mix of dancebient and click-hop: heaping mountains of head-tappin’ knee-bouncin’ tunes that are sometimes subtle, other times blatant, and always badastrious!

Second up is the debut release by our now-resident synth-classical harpist, Nikmis, titled Eine kleine nekopanmusik. We draw upon images of recliners, patch bays, smoking jackets and harpsichords as we retire to our studies to read books and look at maps. Drawing upon the power of the wigged ones, you may liken Nikmis to a slightly drugged Wendy Carlos.

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