Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo
‘Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo, Which Had Undergone Musk Gland Enhancement Surgery, at The Expense of €599, in Order To Achieve Success With Members of the Opposite Sex. His name were Edward, and In Life He Had Been a Trained Ventriloquist, Although He Had Never Been to The Ocean’,
or ‘Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo’ for short, is Nikmis’ second full-length release on spoomusic, or anywhere for that matter! Artwork by Randy Green!
‘Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo’ tells a story, concerning the mysterious ‘Blue-Blooded Wendigo’, which is apparently a giant mushroom near the ocean. Nikmis is shocked to see it, while stick figures dance in the sky. Nikmis must race against the clock to defeat the evil giant spider of death, who is an interesting fellow! Also, there is music, of the electronic/classical variety. Its sort of like Wendy Carlos except the music is not as good as Bach, and the synthesizers are not as smart as the Moog Modular. Not that Nikmis means to put himself down, thats just the truth. Track 11 is by a cover from guest artists, The Sideshow Brothers, who did an A Capella Version of Elo (track 8).. This is a mystery even Nikmis can’t solve. Can you? No, you can’t. Or can you?
“Its fantastic! Its so awesome, people will be sending him vast quantities of money. They will be selling their cars, stealing them back, and driving the sold and stolen vehicles to wherever it is that Nikmis lives, and giving the cars and money as offerings to him. Nikmis will be much too magnanimous to accept such petty gifts, and instead will only accept their unwavering servitude. As a result, Nikmis shall rule the world. However, one day yeti partisans will discover that ‘Nikmis and the Mystery of the Blue-Blooded Wendigo’ wasn’t half as good as ‘Eine Kleine Nekopanmusik’, and the revolutionaries will be victorious, curse their furry hides. Nikmis will die as he lived, cold and alone on the frozen plains of Canada, while drinking tea. It will be oolong tea, of the tung ting variety.” – an impartial review by someone who isn’t Nikmis
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