Please fasten your seatbelts as we prepare for blast-off into the vast reaches of space and time. Your spaceway pod has been equipped with the very latest in speaker technology and we can promise you an unparalleled listening experience. Please lower your protective face-shield and lock your gravity sockets into place. Our in-warp dinner will be freeze-dried vegetable paste garnished with squang. Thanks again for flying sp00 Intergalactic Spaceways!